(Listen to this piece in S2E14 of the podcast).
“There are many professions in the world, but you’re here because you’re interested in the dynamic world of investigative reporting. As a retired reporter, I understand that fascination that propels you forward in search of witnesses and supporting details. I’ve experienced the pressure of getting the story before everyone else. I know the tingling rush in your stomach just before the cameraman says 3, 2, then points to you. That’s “go time” for the reporter. All eyes on her: timed breathing, clear articulation of words, neutral facial expressions, eyes that scarcely blink so that you do not look like a novice or a liar or a psychopath on America’s TV, computer, and cellular device screens. I know this because fieldwork has been my life’s calling. My one true love. I chased down a story like an Olympic runner. I held a microphone like a Grammy-award-winning singer. I typed articles late into the night like a Pulitzer-prize-winning author. I know how the game of reporter is won, and on this Masterclass, you will learn how to—”
“Grandma? Grandma!”
“Cut. Cut! Cut the tape, David. Sweetie, I told you I’m recording for my Masterclass. I just need a few more—”
“The one on your job?”
“Yes sweetie, I’m teaching people how to be an investigative journalist.”
“But dad said you were a pap.”
“A what? I was a professional—”
“Paparazzi grandma, you were a paparazzi.”
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